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Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Corny- Yet Slightly Entertaining

Q: Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A: To get his Quarter back.

Q: Why are football stadiums always cool?
A: Because they're full of fans.

Q: Why is the Oakland Raiders football team like a possum?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

posted by Unknown @ 9/27/2006 08:29:00 AM  

1 Comments:

  • At 2:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    OK I take that last one as a personal attack! No need to rub it in!!

    (but I have to admit, that is kinda funny)

     

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