HAHA
The first grade teacher in Dallas explains to her class that she is a Cowboys fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Cowboys fans too. Every hand raised except for one. A little girl has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Cowboys fan," she said. "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "I'm a proud Philadelphia Eagles Fan," the girl said. The teacher asks the girl, "Why are you an Eagles Fan?" "Well, my Dad and Mom are Eagles fans, so I'm a Eagles fan, too," she responded. "That's no reason," the teacher yelled loudly, "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot? What would you be then?" The little girl smiled and said, "Then I'd be a Cowboys fan like you."