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Monday, September 18, 2006

RECAP

Every Sunday is when football goes down,
This week was no diff as Peyton and Grossman went to town.

The Bears beat the Lions, their D was on fire,
Giants stole the "W" as it came down to the wire.

Falcons ran in circles giving the Bucs their second loss,
Oakland was left crying, "Where the F*&% is Randy Moss?"

Alexander is back as the Seahawks take the crown
Despite any injuries, the Bengals beat the Browns.

LT and the Chargers started off looking hot
Where as Daunte and the Dolphins certainly did not

Dallas beat the Redskins, not that I could stay awake
But hearing about TO's finger was the icing on my cake.

Packers lose again as NO stays undefeated
Eagles hope their OT loss will never be repeated.

New England pulled it off and conquered their rival Jets
Bryant's TD for San Fran made bookies lose their bets.

KC/Denver was quite the boring game
Longwell stars for the Vikings and creates his claim to fame

Pitt vs. Jacksonville should be an interesting fight
But what else do you expect for the game on Monday Night.

2 Comments:

  • At 10:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    It couldn't have come at a better time for me to start paying attention to football:

    Raiders' ship already is sunk
    September 16
    Oakland Tribune: "The rumor going around in SoCal is Al Davis has sold 15 percent of the team to an L.A. businessman, and the Raiders will return there. But who knows what to believe, other than that the Raiders are 0-1 with 15 games remaining. " (now 0-2 WOO HOO!)

    Al's brother, Jerry is a member of my temple so you can be sure I am going to be doing some stalking during holiday services to find out whats going on!!!!

     
  • At 2:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    nice rhymage...

     

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