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Thursday, October 05, 2006

FOOTBALL 101


The Center- a key position on the offensive line



My grandmother requested that I post this picture above to indicate which position I am talking about. The center is the red dot. He squats over the ball and when the quarterback gives him the signal, he whips it up and holds it out between his legs just under his behind for the quarterback to grab. Talk about an awkward moment!


Actually, this guy does a heck of a lot more than that. He is the first line of defense for the quarterback. Theoretically, all a defender needs to do is leap-frog the center to be down the throat of the quarterback. This would be a bad thing. You never see this done, because these guys at center wouldn't be those guys at center if they were slow and wimpy enough to let that happen.


These guys are tough - think about it. There you are, squatting on the field, knowing the minute you shove that ball out of your behind, a 300-pound gorilla is going to come pounding in from a foot away with the intention of making a pancake out of you.


I wouldn't take the job!!

1 Comments:

  • At 9:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Wow! That was a great PIC and I loved the description of the center. I'm finally learning the nuances of football thanks to you. By the way, we really agree with what the deli man said last night!
    Gr'mom
    xxoo

     

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